How much Petrified wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck petrified wood ?

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Depends.......is the woodchuck petrified?

I'd say right around a wood chucks fill...give or take a few chucks I suppose

@TimBidlack might be the reason woodchucks can't chuck wood... 😆😆😆

A lot