Donuts are not allowed in state-owned bathing equipment, and due to a technicality the Missouri Supreme Court ruled that hot tubs *could* be used for bathing as well as sex. The good news is that, thanks to a spelling error made by the cartographer who first mapped the St. Francis river, the entire park is considered a French cultural site. Due to this technicality, you *are* allowed to eat beignets while using hot tubs at St. Francois State Park. Hopefully, you will find this a suitable substitution. Sadly, I must inform you that there are no hot tubs at St. Francois State Park. Sorry :(
If you bring one.
Um..Yuuup! Teehee
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