Are there microwaves in the hallways

We had a suite with a microwave, coffeemaker, and a refrigerator.

No but you can request one for the room. We did to be able to heat baby food as there was no kettle in the room we had. Obviously the number they have would be limited so it would depend if the had any left.

No

No, they want you to go to the cafeteria for the overpriced food/drink.

No microwave but worse is no coffeemaker at that price. Don't forget about new-ish parking fees(if you have car)

No, just a mini fridge in the room. Also, no inside hallways. Doors open directly to the outside.

Uh nope. You might try down in the food court of your resort.

Nope. We were there with a big group and someone just bought a microwave from Walmart and everyone shared.