do any of the rooms have a kitchen?

Go to Bay Harbor Trip, you have a kitchen and it's near the beach. This Hotel is a Tourist Trap

Dear Kayla Samson, unfortunately, we do not have rooms with kitchens onsite. Our guest rooms are equipped with a Wet-bar, minibar and coffee maker. Thank you.

No, rooms haven't any Kitchen, only an empty refrigerator.

They don't even give complementary water

No, the rooms do not have a kitchen, only a small dishwasher and a small coffe machine , maybe the suites have more aggregates

Not