If I ask for a complaint form, am I gona get attitude and copsplaining and the form kept from me until I say please?

You'll have to bend down and lick their boots first

What's wrong with saying "Please" in the first place? Even at the supermarket, when the clerk asks me if I want a bag, I always say "Please". If you want to file a complaint against anyone, you first, have to show that you have good manners, you have to be better the party that you are against. And FYI, I don't like cops anymore than you do.