Very funny
I think this one falls under common decency protocols. As yourself the question from the other side. If you done want someone in your close personal space, farting on you, then other people probably don't either. If you did not learn social cues, this is one of those things that the vast majority of people do not like
Troll
Idiot
Unless it's a service animal the answer is no and I would be the 1st one asked that you and your pet be removed if it's not a service animal
No I am sorry
no animals allowed
No I'm afraid you cannot bring your dog into the movie theater
Your dog probably has colon cancer
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