can i eat the dirt

Of course you can! Nobody can except you!

Yes! Try it with oyster sauce.

There is something wrong with you if you want to eat the dirt.

I hope you don't

NO!!! It's a federal offence to take anything that was on the Island off when you leave. So unless you spend the night on the island and use the restroom in the morning you would be breaking the law and spending time in another federal prison.

Why

I smoked hash there on my birthday a couple weeks ago. Don't know about the dirt though...