There was hai in your cupcake because it fell out of someones head into the cupcake.
Because you bought a cupcake from The Wal-Mart. I recommend the cupcake shop in jungle jims eastgate. Truly amazing hair free cupcakes.
Because that Wal-Mart is terrible and also likes to sell the display cakes on "accident"
Lulz!
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