I was wondering if these guys would take my Tesla, damage it for me then destroy the evidence witch happens to also be my property and lie about all of it, and how much would it cost? That's what I'm looking for and I heard they could do that for me

Definitely!!! They offer very competitive prices. It just depends on the severity of the damage, theft, lies and horrible customer service you’re looking for. I always take my car here when I want to treat myself and have it destroyed. 10/10 recommend

Seriously, what kind of idiot takes his Tesla here? It's a cheap car wash service. If you can afford a Tesla, go to a proper and high-end car wash service!