Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club Santa Barbara

Adam Crambell

Wasnt a fan, I've been all over the country for work and been all over in these establishments. This is one of the worst. I could have caught it on a bad night idk. Got a lap dance for 30$ the girl literally finished 20 seconds of a song and sent me on my way.. and I always wait for a new song. I've been fooled before when they start rubbing your back and you dont ask. Then they tell you its $20 for them rubbing your back..... It was one of those situations she caught me at end of song and said OK your done. WONT be back.

Matt Urtu

Of all the things I noticed tonight, one of the biggest is that THE MC/DJ HERE SUCKED!!! He was constantly quieting the music to talk and make really lame/forced jokes, and the music was ok at best. The SB Rhino is overall not great for a strip club, but it’s the only one in the area, so worth if you just really wanna go to a strip club. Be warned: Prices are too high , they don’t serve alcohol and the girls are hit or miss. Also the girls can be very blunt, although a few were friendly. Lastly, Go after like 9:30/10pm or there will be only 2-3 girls there.

andy hall

i had a great lap dance from a a short Asian chick 21 young she was wonderful, she had a tattoo on her atm that looked like a moon and ocean, couple piercings but she was about 4'11 she had great moves and i was very happy to see she was having a good time doing her job. long black hair with a bit of a booty made my day after work, i will be back again she is the real mvp. amy n i thnk it was

Alex North

I went to this club today to hang out and celebrate my first full paycheck living in Santa Barbara, I hadn't heard much positive things said about this place, especially online, but I never take reviews as truth, and I am glad I don't. I got there early so obviously it was a little slow to start, but that would be unfair to say it was the club's fault in any way, I went early to check it out and kill time until it would be busy, but the guy at the door (Christian) went through the extra effort to get some girls out on the floor, even though I told him not to worry about it. It wasn't long before they brought out a wonderful gal (Jessie) onto the stage, I was impressed, she was not the most voluptuous woman but she knew very well how to use her body to the fullest. Next they brought out a woman named Genevieve, she was friendly and found out my weaknesses very fast. I bought two lap dances at a great price and there she worked more on my personal desires. I was extremely pleased with all of their performances, and plan to be a regular here. I recommend it for just about everyone, I know there are people who say places like this might be "ghetto" or "slow" but I am from Santa Maria, I know what happens when both of those are put together and this place was above what I have seen in the past. Again, I suggest this as a good place to bring friends to hang out and have fun, like I plan to next Friday.