Pizza Jerk SE Morrison

Jasmine Ziter

I’ve worked in the neighborhood for 6 years and never had a chance to stop in so a couple weeks ago I went in to grab a quick slice before work. It was really dark so I said “oh sorry, are you open?” to which the dude behind the counter super sarcastically said “No, I’m just standing in here for nothing.” With a seriously dramatic eye-roll. Initially I kind of chuckled because I was so uncomfortable and didn’t know how to react but ended up deciding I felt too weird to stay so I said “Actually, I think I’m good.” But before I could finish he cut me off with “BYE” It was so off putting and unnecessarily awkward. I just wanted a slice of pizza and it’s clear that Pizza Jerk is named after their employees. We’re all just doing the best we can right now and some are obviously doing better than others..

Holden Cooper

I thought the food tasted pretty good. The pizza was pretty good. I had a soda, it was pretty good. I also thought the atmosphere was pretty good, and the workers were pretty good.

Jordan G

Best pizza I've had in Portland but the employees are always jerks haha. Guess they warn you in the name of the place, but yeah they always seem genuinely annoyed by me just... politely placing an order. Personally the employees could flip me off every time I'm in and it wouldn't stop be from eating there. The pizza is just that damn good. Obviously ymmv based on how much you care about the customer "experience," of which there is only a mild feeling that you're a nuisance to the employees. More than worth it for some of the best pizza I've ever eaten period imo.

Michael Key

Good pizza joint. They have thin 18" and 12" pan. The crust on the thin is a bit laborious to bite. Good variety of toppings. 4:30 also several hot sauces. Good selection of beer. Ultra welcoming staff. Writer Bill Oakley's favorite NYC Pizza. Has kind of a punk / new wave art yet they play country music on the radio. Traffic can be challenging.