Because you're camping. If you can't go a weekend without internet then why go camping in the first place. Also, where do you expect them to run the cables and routers? Hang them from trees?
Your joking right? Camping is to get away and relax. You want the net? Camp in your backyard.
I agree with Ryan. And you may be a... I can't say it.
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