A long time ago there was a magical kingdom far far away, called Las Colinas. The land was fair and the people were kind, they hated the traffic on MacArthur, but that's another story. There dwelled The Traffic Witch. She was of the unpleasant sort and loved to inflict pain and misery upon the fine people of the kingdom with malicious spells of traffic, construction and delaying the Music Factory ... oh she was wretched one! So one day a good knight challenged the wretched hag to a tequila contest at the Spirit Grille and smote her to ruination!!!! The battle lasted an entire hour of happiness! Defeated, intoxicated, and strangely looking a lil bit more hotter to the good knight, she screeched "NOOOO I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED!!!! ok, ok Wes I'll pay my tab, MY EVIL FOR SHALL EVER BE A PART OF THIS KINGDOM!!!" With her last dying, drunken breath she cast her drunken soul upon the Reuben sandwich!!!! Now the good knight must complete a new quest, but that's another story.
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