Why does it look like one of your employees used my burger as a punching bag? I spent way too much to get this pile of garbage dropped in my lap

Some companies offer gym memberships to employees... Maybe it's a fast food alternative to same? All joking aside - most places will replace/remake an order or at the very least offer you a coupon for a free something (usually something you wouldn't order anyway, but...)

I work graveyards, it was late by the time I saw it

You should have returned it and complained.....