My 1st question to you is, are you bored? My 2nd is are you stupid? NO, this is still America! Public urination is NOT okay, ANYWHERE. #askquestions that make sense or you may not like the answer.
General rule of thumb would be wait til you see a minor or group of children THEN pull out the entire package and urinate into the hole you're leaving making sure you are walking BEFORE you slowly put it in your dress or whatever, wink at the chittrens though SERIOUSLY. THEY NEED TO BE ENGAGED DURING THE ACT FROM AFAR SO THEY UNDERSTAND WHY THEY SHOULD NOT TRUST ADULTS THAT AREN'T THEIR PARENTS. You'll do fine yo. You seem hella intelligent and not afraid to ask for help when common sense continues to evade you at every possible opportunity 😏 CAN YOU TASTE SARCASM WHEN IT'S THIS THICK? I can. It's almost as delicious as stupidity. 😐 More sarcasm. Because I wanna be a Google Guide. Helpfulness is my middle name. Literally. 😐 Jk. Figuratively literally, yo. FIGURATIVELY literally. Yfw. Now go get yourself a criminal case you have to register your home address and avoid schools for the next 10-forever years. This isn't New York. We pee downtown on sidewalks. Away from minors.
I work at this location, no public urination is not aloud bathrooms are located in von erbert brewing as well as the golf center thank you.
I see people peeing in downtown Portland, so ya.
Thanks! Your answer is awaiting moderation.