Can I run nacked through the parking as I slap my girl on the ass while she it's a burger?

So your girl is a burger who you want to slap on the buns while you run nacked?

Doubt it, just because not many people go there doesn't mean it's empty. Plus, running barefoot on pavement is not pleasant.

Can i take 2 midgets,a donkey and horse

Of course you can!! As a bonus, you can both share your adventures with the wonderful officers that will escort you to your "hotel" aka jail for a few days. If children are present at the movies while all that is going on, not only do you get extra time in jail, you get to be on a registry that has tons of s e x offenders on it. For life. Also you get to share your n a k e d running , burger story with a person called a judge and all the people in the court while you wait to hear what will happen to you both and what your next adventure will be like. The prosecutor will try to make you both look like perverted individuals with no sense of morals or common sense etc, but hey .. that slap on the ass would be worth it right? They might look into your history, see how "exciting" of a person you really are. And add extra time for you both depending on what they find. I personally like just watching the movie, fully clothed, in my car with my husband.. but thats just boring me i guess.