Balls Construction

Connor Deming *oceandragon2*

Ever since Mathew Balls himsellf came down to repair a damaged wall in my basement (I have a lot of parties, few would understand) I have been hearing scratching in the walls and have noticed one of my many infant children (I have had many passionate nights at the parties, again, few would understand) I think that as he was finishing up he threw one of them in there after yelling about how the house is cursed by "Moloch" and my "Hellborn infant created from sin" must be sealed away and be taken by the chains of castigation all the way down to the deepest pits of hell (Few would understand but it gets a little bit wild down there)

Ya Boy Kagi

I asked for this man to install plumbing into a tower I'm making in my backyard that goes against the will of God. Mr. Balls, arrived early, it seems like he was also a zealot for our lord in heaven and wished to meet him. However, things took a turn when the tower grew in height and all of the sudden he spoke an unknown language. When I showed I couldn't understand him, he rushed inside and held out his arm with something in his grasp. The object he held was my infant son. With one hand he instantly crushed his skull, killing my son while chanting an unknown language. I fell to knees and weep. "O LORD! Why have you forsaken thee! Your most righteous supplicant?" As tears rolled down my face a voice called in the most angelic of tones. It's beauty cannot be described into words. The voice spoke only a simple word: grovel. The owner of Balls Construction, Matthew Balls, fell to his knees, crying out in pain. I was confused when all of the sudden the voice called again: smite. In a flash of a light who's power was that of the sun's, the owner became a pile of ash. From the ash my son rose once more, healthier than before. As I coddled him I cried in joy. "O LORD! Thank you! I now know your will and will spread it to harlots and hedonists!" Mr Balls may be burning in the depths of hell, but his demise gave my life meaning.

Superface9864

Built my house backwards, only after 2 and a half years. He then charged me 500k dollars over the original estimate.

D M

I love Roman Construction. People aren't able to appreciate the great work businesses like this one do anymore. Not only was my bathroom remodeled, my life was changed. After thanking him for his great work, he handed me $3,000 in cash, more than what I was going to pay for the bathroom. He refused payment, saying that he just loves helping people out. My wife insisted on paying him for the job, and giving back the $3,000, but he kissed her hand and gave her a rose before leaving $3,000 poorer. While he was remodeling the bathroom, my mother was visiting, as she was given two weeks to live. Unfortunately, she had terminal cancer. Key word "HAD". After leaving my home, my mother started coughing, and threw up her tumor. She has been cured, and despite since being stabbed, shot, and hit by a truck, she hasn't had any injuries since Roman Construction came. I would like to note that the man who did work on my home gave a false name, and I have not since been able to find him. Attached is a picture of the man who remodeled by bathroom, the end product, as well as my mother (aged 107). If anyone recognizes this carpenter, please, tell me his name. My bathroom is incredible, but what is more incredible is the memory of the man who made it that way.