Stanley Police Department

Billy Kovach (Billy jr)

They haven't t harrassed me or run me off of park benches when I'm trying to keep warm with the carcass of the local road kill. Even brought this handsome homeless MAN a half eaten cheese burger. Pretty good people to be honest. Totally different and a lot less sneaky than the crew that was around when my Beautiful Lady's sister died under very questionable circumstances. Which speaking my mind or My Ladys mind about feeling something was fishy has caused us unimaginable problems and unnecessary discrimination. But till my last breath my memory and story will always stay the same no matter what.

Metal Detecting With PulltabFever

It's nice to know the Stanley police have eyes behind their heads and can pull you over waaay out of town limits and lie and say they seen your tag, even tho they were facing the opposite direction and parked in a parking lot. At night while it is pouring rain... Real nice work there fellas. Tyranny at its best.

Nicole Griffith

All About harassing citizens and sitting at gas station b.s. with people. When you need them there nowhere to b found but they always there when u don't need them. Overall (USELESS)

Dustan Gunn

Not much to it, but they're effective.