No Good Burger Joint

Amanda Turcotte

No Good Burger is freaking awesome...a small business crafting unique burgers packed with delicious flavor combinations and portions that almost guarantee a second meal. I came here with my husband and close friend on a Wednesday evening. The location has a small indoor dining area, but luckily there were still two tables available and we were seated promptly. The main menu is on their website, which is easily accessed via a QR code included on the "specials" menu on each table. We ordered a round of drinks first and then burger entrees. I decided to try the Dogfish Head Mandarin & Mango Crush and was warned it is very juicy by our server. I sometimes drink sour ales; so I was ready for a fruit forward beer when he brought me a glass. Dogfish Head has many really good brews and I would add that one to the list. It was juicy in a fresh, crisp sort of way, but complemented the ale well. My friend ordered a white wine that she said was perfect and my husband decided to go dessert first that night by ordering a strawberry milkshake, which was really creamy and packed with strawberry flavor. We also ordered onion rings for a side and they were crispy, just the way we like them. For our burgers we ordered The Atlantic, That Winzie, and The Honcho (special). All three burgers were works of art and thoroughly hit our burger hankering spot. The Atlantic is well balanced in meat, cheese and veggies. That Winzie is unbelievably good....I wasn't sure how the pineapple would integrate with the avocado, egg, bacon, and beef, but it was perfect. The Honcho was a massive combination of beef, onion rings, chopped onions, cheese, chili and jalapenos. It was delicious and a ton of food. All the burgers came with fries or you could upgrade your side for $2. I upgraded to the mac and cheese side and that was really good too. We ended up needing boxes to take our leftovers home. The staff/management were very approachable and we had a great conversation with one of the gentlemen. We were surprised with a bowl of ice cream before we left and though we were stuffed we managed to find room for the ice cream... LOL. If you are on Long Island and craving a burger, this is where you should go. Thank you for a great experience! :-)

Jess Dean

Everything was phenomena!!! Friendly staff, quick service, and the food was absolutely AMAZING. Huge portions, comfort food at its finest.

Davide Ranieri

I loved the burger. It was very tasty and with plenty of meat and bacon. Cannot wait to try the toast burger next time!

Maria Schwartzberg

My boyfriend and I had an awesome time! Mike took care of us the whole time- they've got fantastic service, a cozy set up, and fantastic food! I had the "That Winzie" burger and it was delicious!! It had the perfect amount of sweetness and saltiness. We will definitely be coming back for more!