Burger King

Chris Johnson

I can’t believe I’m reviewing a Burger King, which feels adjacent to reviewing public transit. It’s pointless. You know what you’re in for. Everyone knows what a Burger King or McDonalds feels like. Not great, definitely not worth writing a review. Only an insane person would review a fast food place. However, I just gotta say to whoever made my impossible whopper this past Sunday at 230pm: it was incredible. I wasn’t high or anything. The dead eyed teenager handed me my food and I thought for sure it was going to be bad or be pooped in, but nope. Top notch, good job! Well maybe it was pooped in a little, IMPOSSIBLE to tell, am I right?! Boom! But no really it was way better than normal BK which I consider emergency mad max style food rations.

Ouanop Tabor

It's okay. Polite staff and food tastes like any other burger 3.

Robert Fink

Got a big king and classic chicken sandwich, the big king had almost 0 sauce, cheese cold, and it was missing lettuce.

Sean Clifton

A truly horrible experience, first of all I wasn't able to get a beverage because the fountain machine was down. Next they told me they had discontinued the Sourdough King so I ordered the Bacon King. For a burger called Bacon King it sure seems to be missing a lot of bacon. I should have gone to Wendy's they actually put bacon on their promotional bacon burgers. This just was a plain Whopper with cheese and bacon. Why was I charged $3 dollars more for this sad bacon burger?