Eat At Joe's

Chase Chick

I got steak and shrimp. The steak was ordered medium rare and came out nearly well done. Tasted a little rancid. So this being a seafood place I'm thinking the shrimp would be fine. This was the greatest mistake of all. This was easily the worst shrimp I've ever had. And I've had some doozies. If I was being eaten by a shark, and the shark suddenly learned English and offered to stop thrashing me about if only I'd eat some shrimp by Eat at Joe's, I would spare zero neuronal activity in immediately refusing. If a gamma ray burst hit the earth, wipes the atmosphere clean, and somehow some pockets of humans are able to survive with oxygen masks but will meet their certain doom by mass famine, I would still refuse this shrimp. I'd rather just snorkel down and lick the seaweed off the hull of the Titanic than eat this shrimp. It was that bad. I'm not even kidding. Even if I had my skull sawed open and filled with concrete, I'm certain that I would be able to muster enough cognition to refuse this shrimp. I'm thinking I might go home and write it into my will that if I befall some terrible fate rendering me a vegetable that can only make gurgling noises, I would want people to know that I do not like this shrimp and do not want any. Ever. OK.

Andy Mogilewski (Mogil)

Great spot same great environment