I don't personally
I don't sell pickles but I give out tickles.
Yeah, at Forever21 in the pickle section!
Arnold's Pickles fired me for committing lewd acts with a pickle slicer during my shift. Don't worry, she got fired too.
That's what they call me! But I'm not for sale.
No but 7-11 does
No, but I lease them! www.rentapickle.com
Lady, do I look like a grocer?
No I don't.
I do
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