The Dirty Turtle

Lorell Kreilkamp

Do not book the cruisin turtle boat! We booked this for my Bachelorette party in April to use last weekend. We booked with Ray who told us the boat would be able to stop at bars along the way and he would set us up with an experienced driver. 30 minutes prior to using the boat we received a call saying the boat can't stop at bars, which wasn't a huge deal but would have been convenient to know earlier. Then on the boat there was shredded cheese and other taco toppings all over the counter and sink. The oven didn't work, which we had planned on using for pizzas for lunch. Our driver was mike, and it was apparent that this was the first time he had driven a boat. He brought us to alcatraz Island and parked very far away telling us it was a short swim until it became shallow. It was not.. very long swim and Mike did not even tell us or provide us with life jackets. While we were at the island, Mike got the anchor/boat stuck and we had to swim back even further than the original swim to the island. He also left the propeller running on the boat while we were climbing to get back into the boat. I was also sea sick the entire time due to the fact he didn't know how to navigate the boat and it was continually rocking back and forth. When back at the bar we were told ray would talk with my sister who booked the boat. He was nowhere to be found. Overall terrible and dangerous experience and would not recommend to anyone!!

beercan67

It's great early. At night on the weekend after 8 PM caters to the ear thumping can't hear myself talk crowd. It's us Grey heads that bought all the houses on the lake and it's on the lake so I guess that's the trade off.

Adam Olson

Service was ok, Food was below average. Pizza had no flavor, Pulled Pork was missing BBQ Sauce and Coleslaw, Chicken Sandwich was missing everything but the chicken and bun. Very disappointed.

Noneof Yourbusiness

This place is pretty awesome when there isn’t too many people there. Food was great and outstanding service. The only thing that ruins it when some people can’t handle their liquor and become obnoxious. Some people should be banned from booze.