Burger King

Andrew Clarke

I don't usually write reviews for businesses. Normally, it just feels like a waste of my precious, finite time on this earth, which I'd much rather spend with friends. But this is an exception. If you saw the face of God, wouldn't you want to tell of the experience? So I'm writing this review of what may be the Holy Grail of fast food. What looks like a humble, unassuming little restaurant, a single link in an international fast food chain, is actually an incalculable treasure. I'd been out running some small errands around town when it occurred to me that I hadn't eaten lunch. This Burger King was nearby, so I'd decided to go through the drive thru and pick up a bite to eat. I'm a delivery driver with Doordash, so I'd been here a few times on business, but never actually eaten here myself. The drive thru line was slow. Typical, I knew, of this particular Burger King. I got to the speaker and, after several minutes wait, placed my order (a spicy Ch'King, a bacon double cheeseburger, and an 8 piece jalapeño cheddar bites) and proceeded to the window. The cashier made small talk about the weather while I waited, and after several minutes more, I was handed my order. I pulled into a parking spot in front of the nearby exotic pet shop, unwrapped the burger, and took a bite. My life was changed forever. Mere words cannot describe the experience. How could they? How could the human mind comprehend something so holy? It was perfection. The beef was cooked to perfection, juicy and flavorful, but not so greasy as to be messy. The bacon was rich, smoky, and crispy... Words fail me. Describe it I cannot. I could not, can not, and will not believe that I was, in that moment of transcendent bliss, in that symphony of culinary perfection, eating a $2 burger from Burger King. The chicken sandwich was even better, and I felt my mind straining, barely holding onto sanity, struggling to comprehend the experience. I wept. I openly wept in the parking lot of the exotic pet shop as I relished this indescribable relic. Today, almost a week later, I went to another Burger King in another part of town. I had to try it. I had to compare. I had to know. I placed the same order. No comparison. The burger was flavorless, swimming in grease and drowning in condiments, with sad, flaccid, chewy bacon. The chicken was bone dry. There was no comparison. It was a perversion. A hollow echo of the Burger King on Indian Ripple. Every waking moment, my thoughts are consumed with thoughts of this Burger King. Of the unspeakable perfection of its food. Of the long wait that's worth every second, every cent, a hundredfold. I see it in my dreams. It haunts me. It taunts me. It calls to me, mockingly "you will never enjoy another meal. What meal could compare to this?" And I know the answer is "none." None can compare to it. I cannot resist. I must eat at this Burger King, every day, every meal, for the rest of my life, or I will go mad. Highly recommend, 5 stars, 10/10.

Erik Eaton

Worst experience ever. Waited 30 mins for an online order they ended up making fresh after making me wait. Will never return to another BK

Barb P

Fast friendly service and the food was hot and delicious got the new quarter pound king burger and loved it the only thing I would say is that I wish they had a better type of bun for diabetics like smart carb or something similar but other than that loved it 👍👍👍☺️☺️

Joshua Mallets

While others may have had different experiences, this is by far one of the better Burger Kings in the area. Over the past couple weeks I have been on a "mission" to find the best Burger Kings around (check out my other reviews). In comparison to others, this one is my #3. The several times I've been here, the food has been very good. Everything was warm and tasty (exactly what I want when I go to Burger King). The employees are nice too. One of the times I went there, when the lady was handing back my card, it accidentally fell. She was very apologetic (no problem though, my car is slammed so low it hardly had to reach to pick it up lol). Again, back to the food, I've never received bad or cold food from here. It's always met my standards or exceeded them. I don't have anything bad to say, it just hasn't been as pristine of an experience as 2 other location in the area. Overall, I approve of this location, 9/10 would recommend.